Once upon a time there was a Fuck Dog. Named
Poona.Poona was
a very lonely Fuck Dog until one day she was visited by her Fairy God Phallus
and taught how to play a fun game in her big pink box. Poona
suddenly becomes a very popular Fuck Dog! Poona's
adventures take her to the Kingdom of Do
(where nobody did) ruled by a powerful television set. She meets, among others,
Suzy-Suzy Cyber Assassin, a thespian shrub, lost space aliens, and she even
talks to God! Poona
finally grows old and must tell her fabulous story to all you little kiddies.